IF FRANK CAPRA HAD BEEN DIAGNOSED AS SEVERELY DEPRESSED

The Bitter Tears of General Yen
It Happened One Night, But It Traumatized Me for Life
Mr. Deeds Goes to Seed
Lost, Sad and Broken Horizon
You Can't Take It with You, So Why Bother?
Mr. Smith Goes to the Oven
Why
Do We Fight?
Arsenic and Old Reviews
It's a Miserable Life
Pocketful of Quaaludes


IF NEIL SIMON HAD BEEN A SERIAL KILLER

Come Blow Your Head Off
Buried in the Park
The Dead Couple
The Out-of-Timers
Last of the Red Hot Pokers
The Neckbreak Kid
Goodbye, Girl
Broadway Bound and Gagged
Bright and Bleached Membranes
The Slugged Wife

Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer living in Chicago. More of his work may be found at ludickid.com