By Brodie H. Brockie, Justin Vidovic, Anne Moloney, Duncan Pflaster, and Ben Flaster (no relation)
(Children Entertainment/Variety) Billy makes friends with "Cookie Human".
The Ape Team
(CBN: Chimpanzee Broadcasting Network) When Howler Monkey Murdoch is captured by a group of renegade humans, Face has to trick B.A. onto an airplane by shooting his knee caps off.
Simian and Simian
(MBS) A.J. Simian is a polished fellow with a taste for classic cars and tailored suits. Rick Simian is his less refined (but still pleasant) older brother who has a taste for cowboy boots and four-wheel drive pickups.
Episode: “Human on my Back”, Simian and Simian break up a drug ring.
Cooking with Zira
(Food) Jesus, banana bread again?
(Talk show) Hosted by Bill Macaque. Guests include the Mandrill Sisters.
(Food) Various shots of different delicious-looking bananas. They sure look good, don't they? Yummy Yum! (R)
(sci-fi) A particularly slow and inarticulate chimpanzee claims to have traveled back in time to ancient human civilization where his monkey-prowess earned him the title of "ruler of the free world."
The Law Giver
(Court TV) Continuing coverage of the Bubbles the Chimp trial
(Entertainment and Sporting Primates Network) It's Bobo vs. Toughie in the finals. Today's outfits: sailor suits.
(4:00 PM, talk) Today, how to make your butt look younger and bluer in just a few simple steps.
TRL on M(onkey)TV
Dancing Human Carson Daly shows latest videos from P. Chimpy, Sidealley Simians, ChimpanZZ Top, Orangu-Tang Clan, and others.
Monkeys and Typewriters
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Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Human Empire
(History/Archeology) We unearth artifacts of our primitive ancestors.
Classic music from The Monkees, the Ba Na Nas, the Dung Beatles, and Parliament Monkadelic.
King Kong of Queens
(ApeBC) Distraught over constant jokes made about his obesity by his life mate and neighbors, Dougie goes into Manhattan to climb the biggest building he can find, and also to pick up some hot dogs and frozen bananas on the way (because he is fat).
The Apes of Wrath
(Reality Show, SBC) Practical jokes on unsuspecting apes.
(WB) When Dean confronts Jesse about his obvious interest in Rory, Jesse throws his poop. Lorelie finds out and cautions Rory about spending too much time with "hoodlum" Jesse. Rory reassures her mom, but at the school debate the next day, she throws her poop at Paris, seriously hurting her chances to get into Harvard. (R)
(NBC: Nothing Bores Chimps) A very skinny and partially delusional macaque monkey searches for love in the court room. (Series PREMIERE)
(MBC) This week the team of gibbons compete against the team of chimpanzees in to see which can earn the most money from passing pedestrians by dancing to tunes played by an organ grinder. The losing team will have to meet with the Alpha male to see which will be sent back into the jungle. As always, the Alpha Male will indicate which has displeased him the most with his patented poo-flinging maneuver.
24 (Monkeys Jumping on the Bed)
(CBN) Shot in real time. In this episode, Monkey #2 and Monkey #6 fall off and bump their heads. (R)
Welcome to the Monkey House
(MTV) (Reality) Famous monkeys show off their cribs.
Monkeys for Nothing (and Your Chimps for Free)
(TV movie, PBC) A young monkey becomes a rock ‘n’ roll star, but
eventually loses the monkey he loves.
(Movie) (Horror) After being cursed by a gypsy, Joe-Joe starts noticing
strange things happening to him during the full moon. He finds himself
walking the streets at night upright: pink, hairless, stupid, and nearly
immobile. (half a star)
Planet of the Invertebrates
(Sci-FI) Through the use of an ancient metal relic, a contemporary of
Dr. Zaius travels to a distant, yet oddly familiar planet where
invertebrates, not Apes, rule.