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Yesterday, August 12, 2000
Hairy here. I'm happy with the positive response from you guys about my statement of principles (though kind of sad that you all came down on Jimmy Olsen so harshly).

Once in awhile, though... news comes across that is so groundbreaking, so earth-shattering that... it cannot be contained by the mere rules of society, let alone any that would keep me under any sort of ties as a big internet journalist.

Ive checked this out... it's a real e-mail address, and the location checks out as being in California. This is hyper cool! I may never wash my hands that touched the keyboard again!!!!

Subject: A propoosal
Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 13:36:42 PDT
Status: Normal
From: "G. Lucas" georgelucas1@hotmail.com

Mr. Knavel- I'm a big fan of your site, and was wondering if you would be interested in an opportunity. I'll be starting filming on the fifth Star Wars movie soon, and was wondering if you'd be interested in coming to the site of filming somewhere in Europe. I recall you had some faults with the last movie, the Phandom Menaces and thought a first-hand look at the process of filmaking would give you a greater insight into the process and maybe give ou the other side of the story.

Maybe, we can slip you into costume in the back of the scene for fun! Also- we'l have a few 'Star Wars' souvenirs to take home to your friends. Let me know soon!

George Lucas
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So, what do ya think gyuys? Hyper cooool or what? I'm the happiest boy on earth! I'm already packing my lucky Green Lantern beanie! I know I said all that stuff yesterday, but this is too cool to ignore!!!!!!

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