THE UNFORTUNATE OSCAR for Sisterhood Before Livlihood goes to Vera Farmiga for mentioning on the red carpet that she was rooting for Hurt Locker helmer Kathryn Bigelow to win for Best Director, forgetting for a moment she was only at the show in the first place because she was in a movie directed by nominee Jason Reitman. So much for gratitude.

You know what the last few movies Farmiga was in before Reitman picked her to star opposite George Clooney? You don't?

Exactly.