THE SCRAP MEDAL for Most Likely to Hear From Hello Kitty's Lawyers goes to Vancouver Olympic Mascots: Quatchi (a sasquach - awesome!), Miga (part bear, part whale - uh, what?), and Sumi (a something I didn't understand after reading the official description multiple times).

The mascots celebrate the Olympic spirit, delight children, and honor Canada's proud history of drawing like the Japanese, I guess.