THE SCRAP MEDAL for Astounding Balance goes to Men's Figure Skating gold medalist, American Evan Lysacek - not for his ability to execute tricky maneuvers on slippery ice, but for his ability to still appear the very picture of strength and masculinity while wearing a feathery Vera Wang-designed body-stocking.

So what if he didn't nail a quadrupal jump? He DID nail Nastia Luken AND Tanith Belbin! HELLO!