THE SCRAP MEDAL for Being Visibly Creeped Out By a Bizarre Fan Gesture goes to Swiss figure skater Stephane Lambiel, attempting to look pleased with the little teddy bear wearing a meticulously-created miniature version of his performance costume.

His mouth is smiling, but you can see in his eyes how he's picturing the fan referencing the many photos she's taken of him as she sews away in her tiny basement. And you can also see the fear that he'll somehow wind up in that basement himself, bound and gagged and waiting for the moment when obsession turns deadly.