Moeller took a photographer's request to bite his medal a bit more literally than his Olympian peers, and chomped down so hard on his silver that he actually chipped his tooth!

NOW can we permanantly retire this old routine? WHAT WILL IT TAKE UNTIL YOUR HUNGER FOR PICTURES OF ATHLETES BITING INTO MEDALS IS SATED? STOP THE INSANITY!

Special congratulations to Moeller - our first doube Scrap Medalist! We're sorry this had to happen to you (and right after you got your eyes straightened out).