If Ivan Drago from Rocky IV and the bully from Karate Kid had a baby, it would look just like this guy. Can't you just see him sneering from the sidelines while synthesized drums provide background music to C. Thomas Howell or a young Patrick Dempsy practicing the moves that will eventually prove Evgeni's undoing?

I went looking for the picture that would most fit my idea of Plushenko as a prissy, overconfident, bullying creep but you know what I found? He looks exactly like that in EVERY PICTURE. He's like Draco Malfoy's big-nosed Russian figure-skating cousin. From the 80s.