THE SCRAP MEDAL for Our Favorite Athlete goes to snowboarder Mathieu Crepel from France for competing while wearing this hilarious fake mustache. We didn't see him compete, we don't know how he fared. Hell, we don't know ANYTHING else about him, but why would we need to?

Not only should more athletes compete wearing faux facial hair, there should actually be a competition for best fake mustache. It would still make more sense then the biathlon.