THE SCRAP MEDAL for Hat Most Resembling An Awkward Christmas Present from Grandma goes to Ralph Lauren for creating the American athletes' opening ceremony toques. You know the athletes pretended to love them when he gave the hats to them, but after the ceremony, they'll only dig them out when Ralph comes over to visit.

Here we see the hat modled by radical snowboarding god Shaun White, wearing a hat with knit moose (and what? A Christma tree?) for the first and last time in his life.