While the Olympics hand out gold, silver, and bronze medals for victories in sporting events, we here at Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun think there are individuals, events, and even objects during the Olympics that don't win one of the above, but shouldn't go unrecognized. So we're giving out the 2010 Winter Olympic Scrap Medals - some for people who deserve accolades, others derision, and all of whom just shouldn't have to go home empty handed. Let the festivities begin!

THE SCRAP MEDAL for Equipment Most Resembling the Latest Apple Product goes to the new Olympic Torch (or iTorch) shown here being carried by longtime steroid abuser Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What, was Ben Johnson busy?