OBSERVATIONS ON PLANET EARTH

Well, apparently Earth Day is not when we thought it was: It’s actually NEXT week, April 22. So when we posted about it last week, we weren’t just early, we were SUPER early. But who can blame us, really? They’ve been filling the stores with Earth Day decorations since February. Anyway, our Earth Day site is still there for you to enjoy.

But here’s what’s NEW this week: our belligerent beblogging space alien, Zonar the Superion, has his take on new Earth inventions: KFC’s new Double Down deathwich and the hooded sandal.