I know people love walking on the tracks of subways and elevated trains. It's why it was SO FREAKING IMPORTANT that I get this picture taken and save thousands of geniuses from getting crispy-fried and delaying commuters.

You know, if you're dumb enough to walk on subway rails and get zapped, you probably also need to be warned that if you wait around long enough, you're also going to get hit by the damn subway cars! I'm suprised they didn't have me pose for a picture of that too!

Wait! Scratch that! Forget I said that!

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