Thursday, March 31
April Fool's
Okay gang, the big day is tomorrow, so let's hear it: What are your big prank ideas? And remember, we're all clones, so pulling pranks on your fellow Storm Troopers just isn't cool.
Personally, I reprogrammed the Laundro-Bots to quadruple the starch they usually put in the Commanders' uniforms. If you want to have some real fun, watch them trying to walk down the halls tomorrow, they're going to look like they've got permanent sticks up their butts (they don't already?). Just try not to lose your helmet laughing.
# posted by NH-432 @3:19 PM Comments (26) |
• I don't know, I'm thinking I might just leave my post or something.
comment by TK-421 | march 31 –3:23 pm | # |
• Check this out, you know that trash-eating Scrod we got in the Trash Compacter on the Tractor Beam Generator level? I totally swiped it and stashed it in one of the Trash Compacters on the Detention Level. LOL.
comment by TX-443 | march 31 –3:27 pm | # |
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So what, I don't get it? Who cares if you move the Scrod?
comment by AT-202 | march 31 –3:30 pm | # |
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Dude, it'll be cool, trust me. That's Commander Praji's favorite Scrod! He's gonna go down to the Tractor Beam Generator Trash Compacter and be all "Whoa, where's my Scrod? I'm flipping out without my favorite Scrod!" It's gonna be totally wicked.
comment by TX-443 | march 31 –3:34 pm | # |
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I don't know, I kind of agree with AT-202.
comment by NH-432 | march 31 –3:36 pm | # |
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Alright, you guys just wait and kiss my ass later when I'm crowned the Undisputed Scrod-Moving Master of April Fool's.
comment by TX-443 | march 31 –3:53 pm | # |
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•You know that control booth over Docking Bay 2037? I totally lowered the maximum height on the blast door that leads into it. LOL
comment by MK-116 | march 31 –3:33 pm | # |
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Hey you ***hole, I just rammed my head right into that thing, jerk!
comment by BW-547 | march 31 –3:35 pm | # |
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I hate the profanity filter.
comment by BW-547 | march 31 –3:37 pm | # |
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•You know how Lord Vader just came aboard yesterday? I put fingerprints all over that guy's helmet when he wasn't looking. It was ****ing hilarious. I think that big dumb *******'s got OCD or something, it's gonna drive him nuts.
comment by BW-547 | march 31 –3:50 pm | # |
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Dude, you're gonna get yourself choked.
comment by IY-300 | march 31 –3:53 pm | # |
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He's going to get us ALL choked.
comment by AT-202 | march 31 –3:55 pm | # |
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Oh no, Vader hacked the forum *CHK CHOKE CHO-O-OKE GASP* (j/k)
comment by BW-547 | march 31 –3:57 pm | # |
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I REALLY hate the profanity filter
comment by BW-547 | march 31 –3:52 pm | # |
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*** **** **** ******* mother****** ***** *****!!!!
comment by IY-300 | march 31 –4:04 pm | # |
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asterisk asterisk asterisk??
comment by MK-116 | march 31 –4:12 pm | # |
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***terisk more like it!
comment by BW-547 | march 31 –4:18 pm | # |
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•I'm gonna put peanut oil on Admirial Motti's breakfast burrito. He's totally allergic to those things.
comment by NY-919 | march 31 –3:53 pm | # |
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That's not cool, he could get really hurt.
comment by JA-077 | march 31 –3:57 pm | # |
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What's the worst that's gonna happen, his throat swells up and he starts choking?
comment by NY-919 | march 31 –4:02 pm | # |
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Yes!
comment by JA-077 | march 31 –4:03 pm | # |
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YES!
comment by MK-116 | march 31 –4:03 pm | # |
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I don't care, I hate that guy. I find his lack of faith disturbing.
comment by NY-919 | march 31 –4:13 pm | # |
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•Okay guys, get this, it's gonna be the greatest practical joke of all time. Keep in mind that the Troopers down in the Docking Bay are having targetting qualifications tomorrow afternoon - I just readjusted the sights on EVERY laser rifle they have so they aim WAY to the left.
Seriously, those things are going to fire, like, a parsec off or something. You won't be able to hit a wookie with those things. Hell, I bet a farm kid with a forty year old lightsaber could probably clean up a whole platoon. LOL.
I know, I know, I shouldn't pull gags on fellow Troopers, just don't tell the guys down in the Docking Bay about it. Those guys have a good sense of humor (don't we all?), they'll think it's funny once they figure it out.
comment by CJ-715 | march 31 –5:15 pm | # |
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Not cool, dude, absolutely not cool. What if some ragtag band of rebels sneak aboard and there's a shoot-out or something? Our guys would be slaughtered!
comment by RJ-302 | march 31 –5:35 pm | # |
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Come on, how likely is that?
comment by CJ-715 | march 31 –5:47 pm | # |
