Man, I can't even figure out what this guy even thinks he's going for
unless, of course, it's getting repeatedly punched in the face and tossed
in a dumpster.
Let's pretend for a moment we can even understand the compulsion to dress
up like a Star Wars character AND a character from Pirates of the
Caribbean at the same time. I know it's a lot to ask, but try. Why Jack
Sparrow as a Stormtrooper? How does it make sense to take a fiercely
independent rule-breaking anarchist and merge him with characters that are
so rigidly conformist that they are literally clones?
Wouldn't you merge Jack Sparrow, instead, with Han Solo? Their outlooks
are much more similar. Hell, Han Solo is even referred to as a pirate at
times! Wouldn't that make more sense... I mean, as much sense as mixing a
Star Wars character with a Pirates of the Caribbean character possibly
Hey, maybe this guy is supposed to be Jack Sparrow as Han Solo DISGUISED
as a Stormtrooper! That makes...
Jesus, I think I just got into this guy's head for a second! LET ME OUT!