Welcome to The Junior Cap'n of the Month. A spot reserved to honor you, the readers of capnwacky.com. Well, not ALL of you, just those mighty few who stand out from the countless legions of Cap'n Wacky devotees. Those who rise up and demand special recognition. What qualifies someone to be granted the high honor of being named Junior Cap'n of the Month? It could be something simple, it could be something grand. We'll find out together.

If you would like to nominiate yourself or someone else as a Junior Cap'n of the Month. Please send an e-mail naming the person and the reason they should be recognized to gnewbrunswick@capnwacky.com with the subject header "Jr. Cap'n nominee." Good luck!

May, 2004: Steve Jones

Steve "Pookieman" Jones.
Steve was selected as a Jr. Cap'n for being the first non-staff member to sign up for our discussion forum after it was recently relaunched. Steve, we like that enthusiasm!

Let's get to know Steve, shall we?

Name: Steve Jones
Nickname: Pookieman
City and state of residence: Battle Creek, MI
Favorite capnwacky.com feature: Zonar's Reviews of Movies I Have No Intention of Seeing
Phobias: Nothing diagnosed, petrified of being an Internet quasi-celebrity
Unusual talents/abilities: black-belt of the singing saw
Motto: Something is better than nothing, most of the time.
How do you feel about being chosen as Jr. Cap'n of the month: Hey wow, I'm all honored.

OK, kids. Maybe if you make us happy like Steve Jones, YOU could be Jr. Cap'n someday. Dare to dream, kids. Dare to dream.