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A new Cap'n Wacky movie???



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2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Pinky
Subject: Cap'n Who?
Comment:

But who will play the Cap'n? Not Charlton Heston again, I hope! The last movie was rooned by his lousy acting and the speech he demanded they put in about how goood guns are.

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Blofeld
Subject: Fool!
Comment:

You fool, Pinky! Charlton Heston is a great actor. He has never rooned (as you put it) any film. Without him, I don't want to see another Cap'n Wacky film.

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: The Count
Subject: I'm First!
Comment:

Look! I'm the first one here! I don't have anything to say about the movie, having never seen the original - but look! I'm first! Unless of course earlier messages just haven't been posted yet, then I'd look stupid. But I doubt it, I know I'm first!

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: MarzAttax
Subject: new blood
Comment:

Heston was good, but I think we need some new blood if there is going to be another Cap'n Wacky movie. Cheston is too old! How about somebody young and hip like James Vanderbeek or Daisy Fuentes!

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Loopy
Subject: Captain as Cap'n
Comment:

How about The Captain from The Captain and Tenniel as Cap'n Wacky! He already knows how to wear the hat and could bring his own costume! Plus, he's already used to people calling him "Captain" ? it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to switch to listening for "Cap'n".

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Julezrulez
Subject: HEY!
Comment:

What rilly matters is who is gonna direct? This may surprize you, but I think Quentin Tarantino would be a good director for this ? think about it. He likes the 70s and the original Cap'n Wacky movie was made in the 70s! It's a perfect match!

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Norm
Subject: director
Comment:

Julezrules QT drooling aside, he does raise one good question: who WILL direct? I heard Heston and Robert Altman did NOT get along on the set. A re-team seems unlikely.

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: The Count
Subject: oops!
Comment:

Whoops. I guess I wasn't first there after all. I see two messages above mine now. But now I'm the last one! There aren't any new messages after mine.

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Blofeld
Subject: The Count
Comment:

Count, you imbecile. Whenever you put a comment up, it's the most recent - and anyone can put up another one. Contribute or go away.

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: sorry
Subject: Thanks, Norm
Comment:

Sorry about that. Here's an on topic comment. I think Loopy had a gud idea. The Captain should play the Cap'n.

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Pinky
Subject: muzic
Comment:

I agree with hose who think The Captain (of And Tenniel) should be Cap'n Wacky - he could write the music too!

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Lefty
Subject: right on!
Comment:

I think I see a trend! All the way with The Captin for the Cap'n!

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Marzattax
Subject: convinced
Comment:

You got me. Another vote for The Captain. He's perfect.

2000-03-30 04:53:17
From: Blofeld
Subject: Captain votes
Comment:

May God have mercy on your souls.

 
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