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2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: Cosmic Threadmill
Subject: This sux
Comment:

Every since I was a little boy, I have waited for the three great moments of my adulthood. 1. To graduate from college. 2. To get married. 3. To see a FAITHFUL Fast Forward film. Now it looks like none of those are going to happen.

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: FF_Fan628
Subject: DUDE! LOOK!
Comment:

YOUR ON CRACK HAIRY THE ARROWS ARE WAY OUT OF PROPORTION I KNEW THIS MOVIE WAS GOING TO BLOW WHEN I SAW THE FIRST PICTURE!!!!!

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: PiggyDiggy
Subject: Better storyline
Comment:

They should have made the classic Fast Forward story, Return of the Dark Wind. PPL always say that they wouldn't because of the years of comic continuity one would need to now to appreciate it, but WHO CARES? That story rox! Screw the ppl who never read the comix!

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: Norm
Subject: Why am I still reading this site
Comment:

My god, there's just no way to win with you shut-ins, is there? Film is not comics, changes HAVE to be made. It's great when they can minimize them to try to make everyone happy, but sheezus - LEFT HANDED or RIGHT HANDED? Who cares? I'm sure they were more interested in getting a good actor, regardless of his dominant hand.

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: FANBOY
Subject: Norm sux 2!
Comment:

If he's such a good actor, why can't he ACT like he's left handed. You probably slept with him you love him so much.

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: Cuchulainn
Subject: Better casting
Comment:

You know who SHOULD HAVE played Fast Forward? Bruce Campbell. Actually, that dude should play EVERY superhero character!

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: Alan Smithee
Subject: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!
Comment:

I stood by when they made Superior Man black-haired instead of Midnight blue. I stayed quiet when they made Midnight Blue 220 pounds instead of 230. I didn't do anything when they changed The Tingler's costume from bright yellow with pink stripes to that rediculous Black and silver thing.

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: Cosmic Threadmill
Subject: This sux
Comment:

Every since I was a little boy, I have waited for the three great moments of my adulthood. 1. To graduate from college. 2. To get married. 3. To see a FAITHFUL Fast Forward film. Now it looks like none of those are going to happen. NOT THIS THOUGH! WE MUST RAZE HOLLYWOOD! WE MUST RISE UP AGAINST THE ADAPTERS!

2002-04-26 04:53:17
From: Norm
Subject: Fine
Comment:

OK. Fine. Stay home. I'm going to see this movie, but the rest of you boycott. I'm sure they'll really miss that .000000006% at the box office, crybabies.

 
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