Pressed for time? Want to be one of the most beloved advertising icons of this, or any other century? Or, have you no creativity, whatsoever? Then simply get your own Cap'n Wacky mask.

Before downloading it, however, make sure to observe a few simple rules:

1. Be sure to get your parents' permission before downloading.

2. Get your parents to help you turn on the printer.

3. Let a parent or guardian click on the 'Print' option with the mouse.

4. Allow an adult to remove the picture from the printer.

5. Let your parents cut along the dotted line.

6. Just let your parents do everything, you milkbaby. What, do they pick out your clothes, as well?

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