The Fifth Contingency

"Think about it: can you name a single Internet company that's associated with mayonnaise?"

Wait? You want to leave our site already? OK, here are some good places to go.

Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun
Fifth Contingency writers Brodie H. Brockie and RJ White also both write this comedy site. It's the funniest site on the entire web hosted by an ugly wooden sailor figurine.

Garden Gnome Liberation Front
Please don't liberate our Garden Gnome. He's very happy as our little comedy mascot. Really.

F. C. Uter Dic
Our esteemed director, Ryan N. Wilcox, is a member of this soccer/drinking team. Hooligans.

Monty Python
No one ever did it as well as these guys.