Over the last weekend, Amalgamated Humor was happy to host Cap'n Wacky's Extreme Easter Egg Hunt, in which children of our employees come to our grounds and compete in a search for colored chicken embryos.
Our kids, however, are made of sterner stuff than the weak (and weak-willed) children you know. They are not content to merely look under bushes and in the crannies of tree. They crave an Easter Egg Hunt with adrenaline, with adventure, and with danger.
And we give it to them.
Please, enjoy the photo gallery and learn which kids won, which kids lost, and which kids will be missing a few weeks of school while they're in traction.