Superman's secret identity |
|Currently||$1,000,000.33 (reserve me)
||# of bids||43 |
|Time left||Running out||
|Started||02/01/82, 10:52:12 PDT
|Ends||08/30/93, 10:52:12 PDT||
|Seller||jimmyO (3) |
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Great Krypton, you won't believe this! I've stumbled across the secret, civilian identity of The Man of Steel himself: Superman! I was so excited when I found out that I ran to my editor and said, "Chief, you won't believe the scoop I've got!" Well, he yelled at me, telling me that I'm a photog, not a reporter and reminded me not to call him "chief". So now, instead of writing a story, I'm selling the secret here on eGad. Be the first (after me) to know who Superman is when he isn't wearing his bright blue longjohns. Use the info to call him up for a chat, blackmail him, or strike at him through his loved ones (but not co-workers!). Perfect for fans, supervillians, or the curious. Happy bidding.
Lois: (negative) Jimmy, I beg you not to go through with this! I thought you were Supermanís pal!
LL (positive) Itís about time someone helped us all figure out who Superman is! He flies around like heís above the law ≠ indeed, above us all! Well, thatís just not true, and now weíll be able to do something about it! Weíll put that big blue Boyscout in his place! Him and his damn full head of hair!
Cat (negative): Jimmyís always sneaking around with that camera of his. You should have seen the pictures he tried to sell of me (you really should have).
Dontcallmechief: (neutral) Jimmyís an OK, kid. He just goes sticking his nose where it doesnít belong sometimes. And he wonít stop calling me chief! Great Ceaserís Ghost, that sticks in my craw.
Pparker: (negative) Jimmyo is such a hack. You stink, Turtle-boy.
Superman's secret identity (Item #73425678)
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