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Mahir (The Turkish Stud) parody
Item #5318008
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I kiss you! It's the hi-larious Mahir (The Turkish Stud) parody that never ran on capnwacky.com. Why? Well, frankly everyone and their half-sister Louise have already done a parody of this pathetic satyr's site, haven't they? And, to be perfectly honest, our effort wouldn't have been all that hilarious. I think you can pretty much picture the whole thing: Cap'n Wacky playing ping pong, Cap'n Wacky asking women to come to his boat, Cap'n Wacky with an accordian. It wouldn't have exactly broken new ground.

Sigh.

It's the curse of parodying the web, really; everything is either too obscure or has already been trampled to death.

Anyway, we won't be doing a "Wassup" commercial either. Let's put that one down already.


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