Love For Sale|
|Currently||$70.00 (no reserve)
||# of bids||78 |
|Time left||5 Days||
|Started||02/01/82, 10:52:12 PDT
|Ends||08/30/93, 10:52:12 PDT||
|Seller||jbjovi (635) |
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|Payment|| Money Order/Cashiers Checks, Personal Checks, See item description for payment methods accepted|
|Shipping||Buyer pays fixed shipping charges, See item description for shipping charges|
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Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed. I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head. Checked out my mail there was letter that read love for sale, love for sale.
I picked up the phone I called everyone I could. I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book. You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook. Love for sale, love for sale.
Send up a signal throw me a line, somebody explain " this funny Valentine." It might not be signal but it sure ain't a crime. I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind.
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set. I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet. I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet, love for sale, love for sale.
We've been living together 3 years, 2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers. You can't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears. Love for sale, love for sale.
I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see, my old lady she played this joke on me.
I never looked where I forgot it would be, love for sale, love for sale
Love For Sale (Item #889112)
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