Get ready for thrill of a lifetime as we present 45 minutes of ROCKIN', in-your-face kite-flying action! Can you handle the intense sight of brightly-colored diamond shapes SCREAMING through the sky? Be prepared to pick your jaw up off your LAP after seeing our team pilot polygons through pulse-pounding perils! Gasp in terror as the tail of one of our boxy beauties narrowly-avoids being INCINERATED by a firey explosion! KITES! KITES OF MANY COLORS! KITES WITH SWEET REAR SPOILERS! KITES GOING IN CIRCLES AND STUFF! RADICAL! KITES!
Sorry, I just got carried away thinking about all that awesome kite-flying action. Did I mention there will be really loud rock music? It's pretty badass. Honestly. Kites.