This attraction is your chance to meet the men who have held the job Nelson Rockefeller once called "the spare tire on the automobile of government." All the vice presidents are waiting inside to talk about their memories. The real vice presidents.

To clarify: These aren't Radio Robomatronic replications; they're the actual men (well, Al Gore is a robot, but that's because Al Gore has always been a robot). The living ones are all here, and the dead ones have either been dug up and reanimated or their ghosts have been summoned and trapped here by our crack team of psychics and devil worshippers.

Enjoy a presentation that goes in-depth about the accomplishments of the second bananas to the leader of the free world (actual running time of presentation - 3 minutes). Learn which V.P. was indicted for murder while in office, which few went on to become president, and how to spell potato.