The new, improved capnwacky.com will return on February 15 with shiney new content, like a hilarious butterfly emerging from its comedy coccoon. Come on back then, won't you?
In the meantime, please enjoy our extensive backlog of comedic diversions, including our Valentine's section Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Love.
See you again soon! Check back in two weeks for an status update.