We've got nothing new for you this week! Our computers at Cap'n Wacky central have been a little unreliable lately, almost as if they were under some sort of evil spell? Could it be He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Well, whether it is Mr. Gates or not, why not enjoy a whole bunch of recycled Harry Potter material?
We've got:
- The Harry Potter Hexicon to help you refresh on all the terminology of the wizard world before diving in to the new book.
- Titles of Harry Potter Fanfics We'd Rather Not Read. Odds are someone out there in internerd land has written at least one of these for serious.
- Signs Your Kid Spends Too Much Time Reading Harry Potter Books. If you have a kid. If not, just pretend. It's still funny. Also: pretending is magic!
- Don't miss this review of one of the previous Potter books! Lots of people take this seriously and hate us for it. Fun!
- My Hypothesis Regarding The Future Length of Ronald Weasley's Hair (As Portrayed By Rupert Grint) Based On Current Trends by Anne E. Moloney. Looks like the trend has finally turned, but back in 2005, Anne's predictions seemed dead on. Hey, even Trelawney can't get them all right.
In case you haven't gotten yours yet, Suprises About the New iPhone.