The topic for this week's comedy list, Conspiracy Theories Involving Bea Arthur actually started out as a submission for last week's Worst Ideas for a Comedy List. But then, I thought it was kind of a great idea for a comedy list. Turns out I was right!
And, why not celebrate America's birthday by re-visiting our Fourth of July section?
Hello, Brodie here. Well, no update this week since I lost track of what day it is. However, two of our older lists certainly seem timely this week anyway. How about re-enjoying Catch Phrases the Human Torch Toyed With Before Settling For "Flame On!" and/or Titles of Forbidden Hardy Boys Nancy Drew Adventures?
The reason I lost track of time is mostly because I haven't been back that long from the Disney Dream Jobs trip out to Disneyland. In short: I had an amazing time. The long version will come later.
For now, though, you can see the very short video that Careerbuilder and Disney made of my trip by clicking on this link right here. And who is that lovely lady in the "I heart Skipper Brodie" shirt? I know I don't talk about my real life here on capnwacky.com too often, but I think I'll warn you now that we might miss a week or two in August too.
RJ might be too busy to cover for me those weeks since, of course, he's going to be one of my groomsmen.
So, Paris Hilton was released from her jail sentance early. Extremely early. Nobody's surprised of course, but only we know the list of Reasons Paris Hilton Was Sent Home Early From Jail.
This is capnwacky.com co-founder Brodie letting you know I'm leaving tomorrow for Disneyland to claim the Disney Dream Jobs prize I asked you all to vote for me to win a couple of months ago. On Monday, I'll be spending the afternoon as Jungle Cruise skipper in Adventureland. I'll let you know all about the trip a little bit after I return. Before I go, though, let me thank you all for your votes with this video...
After several weeks of Star Wars-related shenanigans, I'm sure our readers are ready for some more intellectually-stimulating fare. Perhaps something with more appeal to our female fans as well. Well, we've got just the thing! Guest writer Liz Lent of The Park Bench is here with a comparison of two romantically-themed pieces of literature.
Oh, and one of them is also about NASCAR.
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