We're so helpful today. First, Zonar helps you avoid wasting money and time with Reviews of Movies I Have No Intention of Seeing and then those nutty listers have compiled a number of Signs That The Person You're Dating May Secretly Be Canadian.
Don't say we never did anything for you. Nothing useful, maybe, but not nothing.
This week, the return of our little gentleman, Winthrop Merriweather Pinfeather-Smythe who (very nearly) learns and important life lesson in "Grandfather's Gift."
If you haven't had the pleasure of encountering Winthrop before, we first met him in "I'm Ever So Cross At My Nanny,", thrilled along with him during "A Harrowing Tale of the Danger of The Hunt" and shared a holiday miracle in "Winthrop's Christmas". Sweet kid, huh?
For those of you who hate Wintrhop and would rather read something else, here's a list of Not Terribly Intimidating Battle Cries.
For the first time in a long while, we've got new additions to The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning Man. Follow that link and then click on the entries marked "NEW!" along the left-hand column to learn abou the horrific potential dangers of such deadly hazards of stairs and juicers. Or why not look at them all again, it's been a while, right?
With American Idol starting up again next week, let's see if they use any of our suggestions for Upcoming American Idol Theme Weeks this time around.
The Cap'n is still on vacation, but we'll be back next week, and finally updating one of your favorite sections that hasn't seen new material in a long time.