Yeeps. I know you probably all thought Christmas was cancelled last week when we forgot to update the main page here, but we actually did have new content over in our (guess where) Lists page. It was Cable TV Holiday Programming!
And then, this week, we've got the jumbo-fantastico list, Supervillains, What Are Your Plans For Ruining Christmas?
And don't forget the Cap'n Christmas Classics over at Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Yule featuring The Gallery of Unfortunate Cards, Christmas Carol Cwestions, a bunch of other stuff, and (for some reason) MORE mixing of Christmas and supervillains in Santa Doom.
Today's list kicks off the holiday season - Mafia Christmas Traditions.
Also, we're sure many of you have heard the sad news that The Yellow Wiggle announced this week that he's leaving The Wiggles. Below, we present the transcript of Yellow Wiggle's discussion about this matter with his doctor...
YELLOW: I don't think you understand, doctor. Wiggling isn't just something I do, it's who I am.
DOCTOR: And I don't think you understand: If you keep on wiggling like this, you'll die!
YELLOW: And how am I suppose to live if I stop wiggling? What kind of life is that?
DOCTOR: I don't know, son. I don't know.
YELLOW: Damn it. I'm only 34!
DOCTOR: I know. It's not fair.
YELLOW: And what about the kids? Where will the kids be with no Wiggles?
DOCTOR: The Wiggles will go on, son. Of all people, you should know The Wiggles are bigger than any one man.
YELLOW: Can't I just wiggle once in a while?
DOCTOR: I'm afraid not, even one more wiggle could kill you. There's no... there's no wiggling out of this.
YELLOW: Could you... could you break it to Captain Feathersword?