This week's list:Passages You Don't Want To Read In the Review of Your Band's Latest Gig
Bonus list item for those of you reading this page only: "This band is not good."
In today's new installment of The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia, we start using one of those... uh... story devices. What do they call it? I know I remember hearing one of my English professors use the term in collage... oh yeah: a "plot."
The listing kids have uncovered this list of secrets about What Other Vegetables Do.
Zonar doesn't need to eat vegetables to give you really short, snarky reasons not to see any of these movies.
Obviously, we haven't eaten whatever vegetable that should help people right segues. Back off why don't you. Go eat a vegetable that makes you shut up.
New The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia today (now with 30% more ominous foreboding!)
Also, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had their baby. Congratulations, it's a Scientologist! Brooke Shields had her baby too, but no word on if she's taken any of Tom's old advice about no drugs to help with postpartum. We don't really know if any of these people have taken their Helpful Advice From Tom Cruise. We can only pray.
To aliens.
Two new lists today, both exploiting topical calendrical events:
2. Things the Easter Bunny Really Hates
Which reminds us to remind you to visit Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Bunnies, it's an annual holiday tradition, just like putting Peeps in the microwave and watching them expand into radioactive monster Peeps.
New The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia today, along with the announcement of a special contest! Check it out.
Also, there is a monster behind you.
Did you look?
Sucker.
Two lists this week, one which answers the mystery of life and one which provides the clues to one of the deeper musings posited by in the last several hundred years.
The, in this month's newsletter, a joke about a hick.
I don't know if they have comics on The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia or not, but if they do I bet that Dunder collects them.