March 30, 2006

Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. Fool me [pause] you can't get fooled again.

You know, even ridiculously-muscled plastic action figures who fight evil skull-headed guys have to blow off steam with a few gags once in awhile, as evidenced by this week's list.

No foolin! Serious as a child with a broken leg! Honest!

Posted by capnslog at 09:26 PM

March 29, 2006

That wasn't dirt, dude.

New Monsters' Republic of Monstairia Today: oh crap, it's Dunder!

Posted by capnslog at 08:11 AM

March 23, 2006

How to be evil

Brand new section today, the very useful How To, which presents instructions on How To do various, interesting things. The first article up is "How To Not Get a Speeding Ticket." Maybe VERY useful would be more accurate to say after there is more than one article up.

But also, maybe not.

And over in Listland, we visit someone who could maybe use a How To article or two himself with Lex Luthor's To-Do List.

Posted by capnslog at 01:57 AM

March 22, 2006

Monsters by the dozen

The twelfth The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia is up today. 12! That's the same number as they sell eggs in!

Monsters/eggs! BOTH 12!

OK, I don't know either. The comic makes more sense.

Posted by capnslog at 07:06 PM

March 16, 2006

The character of Chief O'Hara was a horrible, vicious stereotype

Good news! The Pope's granted a special dispensation so you can read capnwacky.com!

Lucky for you, because there's a new list- Questions a Leprechaun is tired of being asked at parties. Lucky for us, there's still a million or so more odd characters with whom we can still use the "Questions [Insert name here] is tired of being asked at parties" bit!

Also, hoist a pint and check out our classic Boatload of Blarney for the holiday.

Posted by capnslog at 07:56 PM

March 15, 2006

Gesundheit

The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia makes a splash with a new installment today.

Posted by capnslog at 08:13 AM

March 10, 2006

Succinct

New today: Zonar hates movies and also a list about cell phones. Read them.

Posted by capnslog at 12:14 AM

March 08, 2006

Don't feed the Hoogs

In this week's Monsters' Republic of Monstairia, we get out first look inside The Monsterpedia.

Posted by capnslog at 12:54 AM

March 02, 2006

Bad press? Sir, there's no such thing!

Amongst other news in this month's Amalgamated Humor, Inc. newsletter is the news that we've finally found a replacement for VP of Public Relations Gary Newbrunswick.

We are doomed.

Also- the new list is full of mystery, mystery, mystery.

Posted by capnslog at 08:25 PM

March 01, 2006

numba 9, numba 9

The ninth installment of The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia is up today.

Posted by capnslog at 08:18 AM