Zonar, always a, um, thing in touch with his readers, takes some time out to answer letters from folks who have had some, well, -issues- with his film reviews over the last few months.
This week's list: Newspaper Headlines in the Smurf Village
Sure, like the vice president could shoot a guy in the face and we wouldn't make jokes about it? I don't think so.
And another new list this week: Rejected Winter Olympic Sports.
HEY. I just thought of another rejected Winter Olympic Sport we forgot to add to the list: Texas Lawyer Hunting.
Oh well.
If you're suffering from a monster of a chocolate hangover from Valentine's Day, may I suggest the remedy: a new The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia today. Next week: Bit Bit!
Alone on Valentine's Day? I'll lie and say the next best thing to having someone is our good old Boatload of Love, replete with the Gallery of Unfortunate Valentine's Cards.
Or, that our latest list will help you work out your frustration at Cupid for passing you over for the nth straight year.
Then again, maybe Zonar's movie reviews will make you feel better about not going to the old film show alone.
But, hey, let's be honest. You'll just sit home and jam your mouth with chocolates while crying once again. Might as well read the site. You have plenty of time.
Happy Valentine's Day!
There's a brand-new installment of The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia today (just like every Wednesday).
A new month, a new Amalgamated Humor employee newsletter.
For the fiftieth list, we went with something that is very, very self-explanitory. Topics That Might Be Discussed and Celebrity Comments That Might Be Made If VH1 Ever Made I Love the 40s.
Happy Chinese New Year! Please enjoy the first installment of The Monsters' Republic of Monstairia of the Year of the Dog today.