The Cap'n's Log

It's snowing for you, Billy!

Christmas is still a couple of days away, but we'll let you open the ton of comedy presents we have for you RIGHT NOW.

First off, Our holiday section has been re-decorated for the season. Hope you all like it. And here's the new material to find therin:

Santa Doom: Santa Claus+Doctor Doom=LAFFS! I don't know. There are THREE new Santa Doom pieces there.

Christmas Carol Cwestions: our staff elf clears up some songs for you.

And, two brand new lists!. Oh boy, did we outdo ourselves this week!

We'll be off next week, enjoying time off to enjoy our favorite activity: swimming with manta rays. But, here's a sneak at one of the exciting new changes we'll have for you in 2006:

Happy Holidays, everyone. See you in January!

We're Sweden in the War on Christmas

Christmanukkahzaaivusmas is just over a week away. Man, where did the time go? Luckily, you can relieve some stress by checking out the old chestnuts (roasting on an open fire) over in the Cap'n's Boatload of Yule-- Printable gift tags, unfortunate cards, stories, you name it!

Also, Calamity Jon Morris tackles a subject which is a hard reality for many this time of year, with the Virtual Food Drive Lottery.

Looking for a film to keep the kids/family/other unwanted guests busy over the hliday break? Of course, we have Zonar to help you decide what to not bother seeing.

The Disgruntled Employee of the Month woke up in bed next to Emily

It's the first Friday of the month, which means a new Disgruntled Employee of the Month. And, in a surprising move, it's the last one. Well, surprising to some of us here around the office. Especially Gary Newbrunswick.

What's that? A new blockbuster? That must mean a new list! Well, okay, I guess "must mean" is a bit too much. It's just very, very likely, is all. Also, since Christmas is closing in fast, here's our first holiday list. It's kind of like a gift to you. The gift of laughter. The most precious gift of all. Or is that love? Some cheap tripe like that anyway.