The Cap'n's Log

Avenge me, Daniel-san

Tryptofantastic!

Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat.

Cap'n's Boatload of Gluttony.

Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.

Happy holiday, everyone!

And yet, not one "magic wand" joke on the blue side.

That's right, the next cinematic chapter in the whole Harry Potter saga hits theatres this weekend and we're right there to ride the coat tails to almost close to nonexistent success.

Over at lists, our usual folks run through their list of Harry Potter fan fiction titles. Plus, don't forget our earlier list of Signs Your Kid Spends Too Much Time Reading Harry Potter Books.

In Flotsam and Jetsam we have two pieces capitalizing on the surly, whiny teen wizard craze: "Harry Potter Hexicon" and the compactly-titled "My Hypothesis Regarding The Future Length of Ronald Weasley's Hair (As Portrayed By Rupert Grint) Based On Current Trends."

And why not take a look at the Cap'n Classic piece that got us more (semi-literate) hate mail than anything we've ever run on the site a review of one of the Harry Potter books.

Alakazam, or something.

The bell it did chime, it chimed twenty-nine times

Another month, another interview with a disgruntled employee. However, this time, it's with one of the big shots around here, Mr. Brodie H. Brockie. He comes across just as coherent and not insane as one would expect.

This week's list? (deep breath) Other Ways Famous People Might've Died If They Hadn't Died the Way They Actually Did Die. In the internet content business, that is what we call a "mouthful."

The force is strong in this one. Also, nerdiness.

Yes, the (hopefully) last piece in the Star Wars saga comes out on video this week. In honor of this, we give you a list of deleted scenes left off of the disc.

Also (from when the film came out): Our Death Star of Fun, with lists, essays by characters and pictures of sad, sad costumed geeks. Fun for all!

And Porkins? You'll always stay on target in our hearts.