August 25, 2005

Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.

Even though it's cliche to say it, boy are we tired of the old cliches around here. Instead of just complaining about it, we've decided to take the bull by the horns and make up our own. We think you'll be pleased as punch.

Also, a new contributor, Jonathan Shipley has done some fine investigative reporting and passes along some information about whatever happened to those crazy foam rubber folks who brightened our tele-vision sets lo, these many years ago. Don't forget- if you'd like to submit material to the site, too, you still can.

Posted by capnslog at 10:20 PM

August 18, 2005

Next, we'll have to dig out those 'Whip Inflation Now' pins.

Topical? We've got your topical right here, my friend.

In Lists, the usual folks try to puzzle out exactly why gas prices have been so high lately.

Meanwhile, Zonar also has a few things to say on the subject.

Next week: Discourses on the long term global policy effects of the Gaza pullout.

Posted by capnslog at 10:24 PM

August 11, 2005

Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal.

Man, cereal. Everyone loves it, right?

Well, as with any ubiquitous consumer product there are hits, which the public love and there are horrible, horrible misses which they most certainly do not.

These are the latter. Very latter.

Posted by capnslog at 08:54 PM

August 04, 2005

Commodore Smedlap

You know whose job I really wouldn't want to have around here? Gary Newbrunswick's. He's the head of public relations here and he has to do the Disgruntled Employee of the Month interviews. You couldn't pay me enough to talk to freaks like this.

Also, you know that film about the arctic-flightless-tuxedo-birds (that's what my grandmother called them) that's making the rounds lately? Well, we've taken a stab at figuring out why it's taken off so well.

Walruses eat those things you know. Like some kind of crazy candy. It's a scientific fact.

Posted by capnslog at 10:54 PM