The fifth and final chapter of The Interview is now available for your reading pleasure.
And, Zonar gets rather wound up about some new releases this week.
Part four of The Interview is now available for your reading pleasure.
This week, in five installments, we bring you "The Interview," by Pete Milan.
Parts One and Two are up, with the others to follow the rest of the week.
Seriously. Read this. It's darn good and we're lucky to have it up here.
Ahem. Hello. I'm sorry did we say there would be an update today? We would've, really. If that pesky squirrel we keep chasing away from the company birdfeeder hadn't decided to chew through our internet cable for revenge. Damn him.
So: COME BACK TOMORROW and every day this week for, seriously, a really great special event. To tide you over, here is a picture of Sam, the first monkey in space, looking absolutely scandalized that we didn't manage to update today.

Man, that monkey is a drama queen.
Two lists this week. The first, concerning the tradition of Christmas in July. The second, a bit sadder.
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We here a the humor content mill were fans of Star Trek and Mr. James Doohan in particular. So much so, that, in 2001, when he was spotted by us at the Motor City Comicon, well, we just had to have the picture at left, which sat at the bottom of our homepage a couple of designs ago.
This week's second list is not meant to diminish, but to deal with death through the soothing balm of humor. Okay, maybe also to throw some cheap Trek jokes in, too.
NEXT WEEK'S SPECIAL EVENT: come back every weekday July 25-29 for a five-part capnwacky.com special!
This week, Zonar reviews a new crop of films without having seen them. Interestingly, he also calls someone "fey." Guess they must supply you with a complimentary basket of rocks when you move into those glass houses these days.
Also, in honor of a certain book being released this weekend, there's a new list by the usual folks. Also, a review of an earlier book in the series.