The Cap'n's Log

List Week Part V - the grand finale

Welcome to the end of List Week here on capnwacky.com. To celebrate, we've got a 3 course meal of lists for you today!

First up, an appetizer, the brief, but sweet Hollywood's Least-Employed Stuntmen.

Now for the main course, the meaty George W. Bush's Secret Enemies List.

And, for desert, may I recommend our new lists page Franz's Lists (with your host, Franz Liszt) featuring a list of links to all the lists we've ever listed here AND a letter of welcome from the ghosts of the mostly-famous Hungarian composer Franz Liszt.

Next up, another special event:

Yes, we're enormous nerds, and we've never pretended otherwise.

List Week Part IV

Rejected New Pope Names.

List Week Part III

Hollywood Pairings.

List Week part II

Would They Make Good Vulcans?

Some do, some don't. Would you?

List Week begins!

Welcome to List Week! Remember: A new list every weekday this week!

We kick off the List Week festivities with Two Lists by Leonard Pierce, those being "If Frank Capra Had Been Diagnosed as Severely Depressed" and "If Neil Simon Had Been A Serial Killer." More to come!

Here's a list by a Cap'n Wacky co-founder that didn't make the cut:

KINDS OF FEET I HAVE
by Brodie H. Brockie
1. Left
2. Right

There, it's like a deleted scene! The kind you wish stayed deleted!

In this world the news anchors are supposed to wear diapers.

The lists just keep steaming along, this week featuring TV Guide Listings on the Planet of the Apes.

Next week- we will list the hell out of you, listy, with a new comedy list every day Monday through Friday. LISTS!

Just turned nine, youngest son of Frankenstein

This week, an new installment of Jon Morris's webcomic Jeremy was guest written by Cap'n Wacky co-founder Brodie H. Brockie and drawn by illustrator Katie Cook. The comic in question is right here.

Two things you need to know if you're not already reading Jeremy:

1. You should already be reading Jeremy

2. Jeremy is a nine-year-old Frankenstein monster assembled by the crazy ol' doc and treated like a son. Sometimes, his parts fall off.

Enjoy.

A Midsummer Night's Dream in Central Park. With gangsters.

Another list by several folks this week- Bad Shakespeare Adaptations.

Also, Zonar takes a look at what will surely be a next year's crop of Oscar contenders.

But Zonar's starting to wonder if movie reviews are enough he makes his case for one holy heck of a promotion over in Mental Rays. Can you say "Pope Zonar?" Let's hope not.

We forgot the yellow blood.

Hey, so there are two brand new things in this week's update. Brand new.

First up- We all enjoyed the Sin City film around here last weekend, so Brodie made up a batch of posters which-- well, you'll just have to see.

Second- A list written by several folks- Other Ways to Trick B.A. Baracus Onto an Airplane. I don't think I need to explain that one at all, as the title pretty much sells it.

HAPPY TARTAN DAY!

It's Tartan Day!

Now let's get out there and partake in the usual Tartan Day activities: wear your kilt! Drink Scotch! Throw telephone poles! Glue Hair on cows! Watch Braveheart! Get your Haggis Shake from MacDonald's! Bagpipes!

"Yesterday, I was just a regular cow. NOW I'm a Bantha! Thank you, Tartan Day!"