January 28, 2005
Booty
All-new, all-different official capnwacky.com merchandise is now available in our capnwacky.com online store. Check out our 1970s action movie lobbycard shirt, our George W. Internets Rock shirt, The Seaside Saloon shirt, plus buttons, hats, and more. There's even a shirt with Cap'n Wacky's archnemisis, Cap'n Shifty, for those of you who hate us.
Wear the Cap'n with pride and keep us all swimming in cash! Thanks.
January 24, 2005
Johnny Carson, 1925-2005
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be
dead." - Johnny Carson
January 21, 2005
Something smells delicious!
Hello, welcome to capnwacky.com, I'll be your waiter today. Let me draw your attention to today's specials:
First up, we've got a tasty new Flotsam and Jetsam for you. I'm sure you'll enjoy the savory goodness of President George W. Bush's Inauguration Day Schedule.
Next up, our cooks have baked a delectable all-new Amalgablog pie for you. The secret ingredient is secrets!
Of course, you can also see our usual items along the right hand side of your menu, and feel free to fill out our comment card.
Bon appetit!
January 13, 2005
Razzle frazzum and the pokey and the mon and the frazzum zozzum mozzum.
Dear god, I never thought it would happen.
This week, Zonar actually actually goes to see a film. I won't ruin it and say which one, but I will tell you it ain't the Shakespeare.
Also, it looks like Cap'n Wacky was out of rehab and back around the offices. Wish he would have stopped by to say hello. Oh well.
January 06, 2005
Oh heck, I've already forgotten my auld acquaintances!
New year, new cycle of uncomfortable employee interviews- Here's the first Disgruntled Employee of 2005 and she couldn't be happier.
January 02, 2005
How many?!?
Hope everyone had a happy new year.
In case anyone wondered, you folks looked at 3,368,427 pages here in 2004.
I think maybe there was some reloading.
Also, thank you to both WGN-TV 9 in Chicago and yahoo user butterflyqueen2k3 for linking to us.