This week, we have a bit of a surprise (Well, a surprise for us, seeing as how we sent him a fake e-mail address but he somehow found our real one)-- A special holiday-themed column from Winthrop Pinfeath-Fancy Pants Whatever. That guy. We need to get a g-mail account with a filter.
Anyhow, don't forget the rest of our holiday fun, with cards, tags and more.
We'll see you in 2005-- Everyone have a safe, healthy and happy holiday season.
Please send cash, if you feel you absolutely must send something to us, you wonderful, wonderful people.
You know, sometimes I think Zonar is a bit hard on films, but the lousiness of The Phantom of the Opera coupled with the double-plus lousiness of Joel Schumacher?!? Rip them apart, my angry green friend. Rip them the heck apart.
Also, don't forget that, with the plunging temperatures comes the staving off of wintry depression with the jolly, jolly holidays. Make them even jollier with our cram-packed Boatload of Yule.
It's the first week in December, which means we can put the holiday season and a Disgruntled Employee of the Month interview together for extra special uncomfortability.
And speaking of the most wonderful time of the year-- Now that the season is upon us, it's a perfect time to visit the Boatload of Yule for gift tags, moving stories, photos of past glory and the ever-present creepy cards from yesteryear for which we have many, many smart-assed remarks.