June 24, 2004
Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads
We constantly receive e-mails, letters and postcards here at the site, asking for more pieces featuring their favorite character.
Instead, however, we ignore those entreaties and present to you another adventure of Winthrop Merriweather Pinfeather Smythe. Remember? He was that prissy guy? The one with the nanny? No, no, not Zonar. The kid. Yeah, that's the one.
June 17, 2004
Get Carter with Sylvester Stallone is not a very good movie
Carter meets a longtime employee and helpfully writes about it on the Amlagablog. Hint for longtime readers: The mystery employee has been featured on the site before. Yes, we have continuity, but mostly for our own amusement, because no one else really notices.
And now for the weather report:
At Amalgamated Humor West (Ann Arbor, MI), the forecast for the coming week is mid-70s and partly sunny.
At Amalgamated Humor East (Philadelphia, PA), the forecast is for hot and humid thunderstorms in the upper 80s.
At which one would you rather work? Yeah, same here.
June 11, 2004
Idoits
New today, Zonar somehow finds a way to complain about new Hollywood masterpieces in Zonar's Reviews of Movies I Have No Intention of Seeing. Garfield? Soul Plane? White Chicks? Man, what's not to like?
Also, be sure to stop in for a visit to our forum as one of our newest forum members gets upset about this this old review of "Harry Potter Bathes in the Blood of Virgins". We can't tell if he's kidding or not, but either way it's pretty funny.
June 04, 2004
Points for trying
This month's new Disgruntled Employee of the Month? Fred Grant.
This month's photo of a grown man dressed as Baby New Year? This guy:
...from Short Hills Ski Club 2002/2003 New Year's Party. It's 2004 now, so I guess he's dead, right? Isn't that how it works?