May 28, 2004
Wind's blowin' up a gale today
With the insane, unrelenting weather hitting most of the United States these days, we figured it was in the public interest to offer some Storm Safety Tips.
Also, it helps burn away the rest of our community service requirement for that drunk and disorderly incident last year.
May 21, 2004
And kick, two, three, four
Carter has another entry on the Almagablog, one which shows the importance of keeping your trap shut around here.
ONE YEAR AGO (ROUGHLY) ON CAPNWACKY.COM: Something which we've discontinued
TWO YEARS AGO (ROUGHLY) ON CAPNWACKY.COM: Something which we've discontinued
THREE YEARS AGO (ROUGHLY) ON CAPNWACKY.COM: The Capn's BBQ Tips!
FOUR YEARS AGO (ROUGHLY) ON CAPNWACKY.COM: Something which we've discontinued
May 14, 2004
George's motto was: Always be Peppard
 Steve "Pookieman" Jones. |
NEW FEATURE: The Junior Cap'n of the Month!
This month's Junior Cap'n is Steve "Pookieman" Jones who is being honored for being the first non-capnwacky.com staff member for sign up for The Cap'n's Forum. You want to be like Steve and go register for the forum too. It won't get you named Junior Cap'n, but it will enrich your life in wonderful and exotic ways.
To learn more about the Jr. Cap'n program, click on the above link. To learn more about beavers, please visit your local library.
OK, not a lot of fresh comedy this week. We had some great stuff ready, but we didn't want to take away from the exciting announcement above. Also, the cat spilled milk on it. Also, it was sunny outside and we wanted to play and then all that sun made us really sleepy.
May 07, 2004
Now, Puppy Humpsalot will certainly get us sued.
It's the first Friday, so that means it's time for another Disgruntled Employee of the Month. This one, while not quite RIPPED! From the headlines! is still rather cutting edge or something. Sure.
Wait, just got an e-mail.... what the? Oh come one on! Now Ralston-Purina is writing in because they also run a "Disgruntled Employee of the Month" feature on Alpo cans! Great. Just great.
May 02, 2004
Letters, we get letters...
We received a letter from the lawyers for the folks who represent the folks who hold the rights to a certain series of interactive fiction books popular with youngsters in the 1980s. Hence, our approximation of that series will be "away" for a bit.
Perhaps you'd be interested in another site's parody which didn't receive a letter. Or, this one. Or, perhaps, this one.
Enjoy, kids.