Today's list kicks off the holiday season - Mafia Christmas Traditions.
Also, we're sure many of you have heard the sad news that The Yellow Wiggle announced this week that he's leaving The Wiggles. Below, we present the transcript of Yellow Wiggle's discussion about this matter with his doctor...
YELLOW: I don't think you understand, doctor. Wiggling isn't just something I do, it's who I am.
DOCTOR: And I don't think you understand: If you keep on wiggling like this, you'll die!
YELLOW: And how am I suppose to live if I stop wiggling? What kind of life is that?
DOCTOR: I don't know, son. I don't know.
YELLOW: Damn it. I'm only 34!
DOCTOR: I know. It's not fair.
YELLOW: And what about the kids? Where will the kids be with no Wiggles?
DOCTOR: The Wiggles will go on, son. Of all people, you should know The Wiggles are bigger than any one man.
YELLOW: Can't I just wiggle once in a while?
DOCTOR: I'm afraid not, even one more wiggle could kill you. There's no... there's no wiggling out of this.
YELLOW: Could you... could you break it to Captain Feathersword?
Posted by capnslog at December 1, 2006 08:50 AM