Boy, are we tired around the Amalgamated Humor Offices this week. A big storm knocked out the power for about a day and with the freezers not working, we were about to lose an awful lot of cheap meat. Company Presidents Mr. White and Mr. Brockie made us all stay late and eat as much meat as we could as the cafeteria staff worked feverishly to prepare it all before it went bad.
Still, though, we had time to prepare some comedy for you. In Flotsam and Jetsam, the first entry due to our recent call for submissions, it's the story of Muscleface: The Boxer with the Heart of Gold.
Meanwhile, over in lists, we learn how America's favorite couch-hopper would advise his fellow celebs in Helpful Advice From Tom Cruise and stop in for a bite to eat of Selected Items at My Jimmy-Buffet-Themed Restaurant Chain Which Will Oepn Next Year and Will Not Be Named "Margaritaville".
And if you're worried about what to do if you're in a seasonable storm, check out the Cap'n Classic Storm Safety Tips. Here's one more tip not featured on that page: do NOT try to eat more than a pound of bacon by yourself.
Posted by capnslog at June 10, 2005 12:17 AM