April 06, 2005
HAPPY TARTAN DAY!
Now let's get out there and partake in the usual Tartan Day activities: wear your kilt! Drink Scotch! Throw telephone poles! Glue Hair on cows! Watch Braveheart! Get your Haggis Shake from MacDonald's! Bagpipes!
"Yesterday, I was just a regular cow. NOW I'm a Bantha! Thank you, Tartan Day!"