July 01, 2004
Starring the voice of KITT as John Adams
It's your patriotic duty to eat your weight in barbecue, blow your fingertips off with a quarter stick and read our endearing and enduring Fourth of July section. And don't worry, there are such things as Fourth of July cards, so there is definitely plenty to mock.
Also, in honor of the holiday, Brodie H. Brockie has worked up the following quiz, to test your American History acumen:
Test your knowledge of American History: Are the following the names of US Vice Presidents or members of the funk band Parliament?
1. Elbridge Gerry
2. George M. Dallas
3. Cordell Mosson
4. Schuyler Colfax
5. Lucius Tawl Ross
6. George Clinton
7. Bootsy Collins
8. Charles G. Dawes
9. Hannibal Hamlin
10. Glen Collins
11. Raymond Davis
12. Charles Curtis
13. Larry Heckstall
ANSWER KEY
Vice Presidents: 1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 12
Parliament: 3, 5, 7, 10, 11, 13
Both: 6