March 11, 2004

But we only have pot roast on Sundays!

So how have you been? Yes? Okay, good. Oh, nothing, it's just that your mother called and she's been worried.

Zonar has a lot of things to say and you'd be wise to listen good.

Thanks to the lousy movies coming out this time of year, there's no shortage of things for him to refuse to see.

Also, our favorite misanthrope/film critic/advice maven has some very sensitive thoughts on the topic of America's ongoing weight problems.

Are you sure you're okay? You've been looking peaked lately? Okay, okay, we're just concerned.

If you're looking for some holiday fun with a tinge of the ol' green and the ol' stereotypes, be sure to check out the Boatload Of Blarney.

And remember, if you need to talk, we're right here, okay? Alright, never mind. We just worry about you, is all.

Posted by capnslog at March 11, 2004 08:48 PM