February 12, 2004

We Heart Every Last One of You

It's that time of year, again-- A special holiday in which you look at our Unfortunate Valentine Cards Gallery, in order to let that special someone in your life know that you deeply, deeply care for them. For, you see, that time spent away from them, at the computer, is the best possible gift, it really is. So, please give until it hurts.

Also, this week, our little tin foil ironman columnist Zonar has a new batch of movie reviews and advice up. By the by, you knew there were archives of his past reviews and columns, right? Of course you did, funny face. We were just teasing. That is how we show our love for you.

In fact, right now, turn to the person next to you and give them a big hug. If they like it, tell them that we said to do it. If they instead threaten to hit you, say it was Modern Humorist's idea.

Posted by capnslog at February 12, 2004 06:53 PM